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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
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When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of...
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Gabriel Well…life is stranger than fiction sometimes.
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We must learn not to disassociate the airy flower from the earthy root, for...
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There’s no pressure in baseball. Pressure is when the doctor is getting ready to...
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Generally when there’s a lot of smoke…there’s just a whole lot more smoke.
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We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out...
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Think where man’s glory most begins and ends, And say my glory was I...
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Justice delayed is justice denied.
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Blow O wind to where my loved one is. Touch him and come touch...