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Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...
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Something that has always puzzled me all my life is why, when I am...
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A man’s best friends are his ten fingers.
Quote #2455
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
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I’m not running, and I’m not walking fast. I’m going where I need to...
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A kiss To a young girl, faith to a married woman, hope to an...
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I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I...
Quote #5396
Let me have men about me that are fat, Sleek-headed men, and such as...
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If a man die, shall he live again All the days of my appointed...
Quote #8892
Men do not care how nobly they live, but only how long, although it...