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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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After I die, wherever my spirit goes, I’m going to try to get back...
Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

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He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, And he...
Richard Wagner

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I write music with an exclamation point
Tom Lehrer

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On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Confucius

Quote #1217

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Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.
Richard Brinsley Sheridan

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When you meet your antagonist, do everything in a mild and agreeable manner. Let...
Samuel Johnson

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There are, in every age, new errors to be rectified and new prejudices to...
Walt Whitman

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Judging from the main portion of the history of the world, so far, justice...
Lou A. Riley

Quote #16942

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Relativity keeps anything from happening at once. Quantum mechanics keeps everything from really happening...
Henry Louis Mencken

Quote #15623

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The only cure for contempt is countercontempt.
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