Quote #10043
Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the...
Quote #15463
Military power wins battles, but spiritual power wins wars.
Quote #13946
When you plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don’t blame the...
Quote #14665
From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can...
Quote #3214
f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng.
Quote #19808
Dig where the gold isunless you just need some exercise.
Quote #8858
It is a youthful failing to be unable to control one’s impulses.
Quote #14511
Whatever thy hand findest to do, do it with all thy heart.
Quote #13827
A funny thing is if you’re out hiking and your friend gets bit by...
Quote #15998
My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.