Quote #1953
People grow through experience if they meet life honestly and courageously. This is how...
Quote #3633
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
Quote #18912
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...
Quote #11578
It takes 20 years to make an overnight success.
Quote #20927
That’s not painting, that’s Paint-By-Numbers. That’s therapy for the artistically challenged. That’s what they...
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Many a man that couldn’t direct you to the drug store on the corner...
Quote #7518
The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
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I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the...
Quote #12967
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the...
Quote #12293
The only difference between a madman and myself is that I am not mad.