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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of...
Aristotle

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I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who overcomes his enemies.
George Bernard Shaw

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The man who listens to Reason is lost reason enslaves all whose minds are...
Lawrence Peter Berra

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We made too many wrong mistakes.
Roland Stahler

Quote #17680

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It is only by striving for beauty and love In all our relationships, That...
William Shakespeare

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Cry Havoc, and let slip the dogs of war.
Chris Clark

Quote #6908

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URLs are the 800 numbers of the 1990′s.
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Quote #11752

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In the end, everything is a gag.
Eugene McCarthy

Quote #6859

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Saying we should keep the two-party political system simply because it is working is...
Robert Benchley

Quote #1394

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and...
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