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Live as if your were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to...
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The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
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The true recipe for a miserable existence is to quarrel with Providence.
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The most popular labor-saving device is still money.
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The health of nations is more important than the wealth of nations.
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Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and...