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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13799

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Oliver Wendell Holmes

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Don’t flatter yourself that friendship authorizes you to say disagreeable things to your intimates....
Dan Quayle

Quote #21201

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Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
Confucius

Quote #1297

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With coarse rice to eat, with water to drink, and my bended arm for...
Barbara Johnson

Quote #14543

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Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to...
Aristotle

Quote #1820

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There was never a genius without a tincture of madness.
Mark Twain

Quote #1693

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We are called the nation of inventors. And we are. We could still claim...
Latin Proverb

Quote #16687

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is easier to pull down than to build up.
Bion

Quote #19521

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Though boys throw stones at frogs in sport, the frogs do not die in...
Paul Valery

Quote #8464

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.
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