Quote #10073
Nobody has a perfect life. What you see on the screen is the best...
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Too bad there’s not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you’d probably...
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There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing...
Quote #12215
Father Time is not always a hard parent, and, though he tarries for none...
Quote #14575
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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Good sense is of all things in the world the most equally distributed, for...
Quote #10612
You can teach a student a lesson for a day but if you can...
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The intellectual is constantly betrayed by his vanity. Godlike he blandly assumes that he...
Quote #12096
Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.
Quote #13858
The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...