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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a...
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Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all the...
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Money, the root of all evil…but the cure for all sadness.
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We’re all human and we all goof. Do things that may be wrong, but...
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When you are not practicing, remember, someone somewhere is practicing, and when you meet...
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The stars incline, but do not impel.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13742

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Worship the potato The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what...
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There are two kinds of light — the glow that illumines, and the glare...
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