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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Robert Frost

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Something we were withholding made us weak, until we found out it was ourselves.
Ambrose Gwinett Bierce

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Absurdity. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
Albert Einstein

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At any rate, I am convinced that He God does not play dice.
I Ching

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He who possesses the source of Enthusiasm Will achieve great things. Doubt not. You...
Danish proverb

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A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic...
Athenus

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Every investigation which is guided by principles of Nature fixes its ultimate aim entirely...
Don Fraser

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A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the...
Heywood Broun

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Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anybody else.
So I Married an Axe Murderer

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Harriet What do you look for in a woman you date Charlie Well, I...
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