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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Instead of having ‘answers’ on a math test, they should just call them ‘impressions,’...
Brendan Gill

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Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is...
Dr. Seuss

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Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get...
Alexander Pope

Quote #4987

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Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.
Confucius

Quote #1279

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The man who in view of gain thinks of righteousness who in the view...
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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What is the hardest thing in the world To think.
Jay Gould

Quote #20383

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I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half.
Lao Tzu

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I have three treasures. Guard and keep them The first is deep love, The...
Alan Simpson

Quote #17524

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An educated man … is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries...
Theodore Herman Albert Dreiser

Quote #12684

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Religion is a bandage that man has invented to protect a soul made bloody...
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