Quote #3440
Don’t gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it...
Quote #2030
You see through love, and that deludes your sight, As what is straight seems...
Quote #17991
Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrassment. They farm...
Quote #1572
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #15699
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
Quote #2956
Said Waldershare, ‘Sensible men are all of the same religion.’ ‘And pray what is...
Quote #13827
A funny thing is if you’re out hiking and your friend gets bit by...
Quote #6465
It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really...
Quote #14176
There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they’re called humorists.
Quote #482
If you can remember anything about the sixties, you weren’t really there.