Quote #2955
Man is not the creature of circumstances. Circumstances are the creatures of men.
Quote #12171
If we were logical, the future would be bleak indeed. But we are more...
Quote #8916
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
Quote #15090
You have to be deviant if you’re going to do anything new.
Quote #118
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
Quote #3707
The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of...
Quote #13767
When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of...
Quote #12818
My motto is that I enjoy life. I think there’s a kind of simplicity...
Quote #19346
Swollen in head, weak in legs, sharp in tongue but empty in belly. (On...
Quote #609
To know how to suggest is the great art of teaching.