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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun...
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To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take...
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Truth, like gold, is to be obtained not by its growth, but by washing...
Woodrow Wilson

Quote #19089

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A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits.
John Steinbeck

Quote #8520

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I know this–a man got to do what he got to do.
Frank Herbert

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The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but...
Will Rogers

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The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All...
Paul Fix

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The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.
Pete Rose

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I’ve never looked forward to a birthday like I’m looking forward to my new...
Brendan Behan

Quote #19723

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced...
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