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Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
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I worship the quicksand he walks in.
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A man should never be ashamed to own he has been wrong, which is...
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We must not always judge of the generality of the opinion by the noise...
William Shakespeare

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A hit, a very palpable hit.
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