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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
Saint Augustine

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We make ourselves a ladder out of our vices if we trample the vices...
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Quote #16070

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you look long enough into the void the void begins to look back...
Basil S. Walsh

Quote #18718

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We don’t need more strength or more ability or greater opportunity. What we need...
Jerry Coleman

Quote #12072

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
At the end of six innings of play, it’s Montreal 5, Expos 3.
Seneca

Quote #8824

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
What difference does it make how much you have What you do not have...
Cicero

Quote #19834

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I will go further, and assert that nature without culture can often do more...
Dorothy Parker

Quote #3382

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Suzanne Heller

Quote #14101

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Misery is when grown-ups don’t realize how miserable kids can feel.
Warren Bennis

Quote #887

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There are two ways of being creative. One can sing and dance. Or one...
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