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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13647

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and...
Bruce B. Dan

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We can now prove that large numbers of Americans are dying from sitting on...
Wilson Mizner

Quote #15726

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The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn’t been asleep.
Leonardo DaVinci

Quote #4672

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Iron rusts from disuse water loses its purity from stagnation and in cold weather...
Socrates

Quote #953

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There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.
Lyndon B. Johnson

Quote #206

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A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold...
Atlantic Starr

Quote #17713

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This fairy tale we’re living is real inside our hearts.
Alexander Pope

Quote #4980

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Men must be taught as if you taught them not, And things unknown proposed...
Thomas Fuller

Quote #2067

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Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity.
H.L. Mencken

Quote #38

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Misogynist A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
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