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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
What am I afraid of I’ll tell you a feather. that’s right, a feather....
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Experience is not what happens to a man it is what a man does...
Judith Viorst

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One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out...
Thomas Jefferson

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The beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed until...
Claude M. Bristol

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Strong minded, resolutely willed, you can create out of nothing a great business, a...
Leo C. Rosten

Quote #7794

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Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...
Trey and Matt Stone Parker

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Family isn’t about whose blood you have. It’s about who you care about.
Thomas Hardy

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Though a good deal is too strange to be believed, nothing is too strange...
Zora Neale Hurston

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Ships at a distance have every man’s wish on board. For some they come...
Epictetus

Quote #6808

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as...
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