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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don’t think I’d call it Trampo-Land,...
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First they came for the Communists but I was not a Communist so I...
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Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.
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If I should ever be captured, I want no negotiation-and if I should request...
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There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and...
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It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune.
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What’s mine is yours, and what is yours is mine.
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Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits....
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When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business.
William Feather

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A man must not deny his manifest abilities, for that is to evade his...
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