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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re drinking a beer, I bet it...
Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire

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When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a...
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Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.
Georges Bernanos

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What a cunning mixture of sentiment, pity, tenderness, irony surrounds adolescence, what knowing watchfulness...
Aristotle

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Philosophy is the science which considers truth.
Michael J. Gelb

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A champion views resistance as a gift of energy.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
Adlai E. Jr. Stevenson

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Words calculated to catch everyone may catch no one.
Pierre Elliott Trudeau

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The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation.
Edward W. Howe

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If you don’t learn to laugh at troubles, you won’t have anything to laugh...
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