Quote #17151
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #1746
When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one.
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A diplomat… is a person who can tell you to go to hell in...
Quote #2241
The Joker Never rub another man’s rhubarb.
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The essence of our effort to see that every child has a chance must...
Quote #7557
Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the...
Quote #9073
Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
Quote #16288
Every luxury must be paid for, and everything is a luxury, starting with being...
Quote #14435
The way you define yourself as a writer is that you write every time...
Quote #21809
The goal of life is living in agreement with nature.