Quote #8438
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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That all men are equal is a proposition which, at ordinary times, no sane...
Quote #10655
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Quote #15215
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence.
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When you are obliged to make a statement that you know will cause displeasure,...
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The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad...
Quote #19986
Nothing ever goes away.
Quote #19895
There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right...
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Once upon a time my political opponents honored me as possessing the fabulous intellectual...
Quote #1164
A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss.