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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I’m not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why It...
George Bernard Shaw

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Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
Mahatma Gandhi

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An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
Pete Rose

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I’d walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball.
Calvin Coolidge

Quote #7153

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No man ever listened himself out of a job.
Benjamin Franklin

Quote #3875

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We must all hang together, or most assuredly we shall all hang separately.
Jerry Coleman

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A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
Kwan-Tzu

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If you give a man a fish, he will have a single meal. If...
Dr. Rob Gilbert

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First we form habits, then they form us. Conquer your bad habits or they...
David Smith

Quote #21509

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In this business you either sink or swim or you don’t.
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