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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
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Defer not till tomorrow to be wise, tomorrow’s sun to thee may never rise.
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If indeed you must be candid, be candid beautifully.
Ronald Reagan

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The freedom fighters of Nicaragua … are the moral equal of our Founding Fathers...
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

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When marrying, ask yourself this question Do you believe that you will be able...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk,...
Will Moss

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Love is not blind-It sees more and not less, but because it sees more,...
Chuang-tzu

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Cherish that which is within you, and shut off that which is without.
Jacob Braude

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Always behave like a duck – keep calm and unruffled on the surface but...
Arthur Schopenhauer

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We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people.
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