Quote #5679
There are no such things as applied sciences, only applications of science.
Quote #20367
My object all sublime I shall achieve in time…
Quote #1075
Show me the man who keeps his house in hand, He’s fit for public...
Quote #13656
To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
Quote #13021
That man has missed something who has never left a brothel at sunrise feeling...
Quote #17474
Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is...
Quote #5264
Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not...
Quote #17482
Isn’t it surprising how many things, if not said immediately, seem not worth saying...
Quote #20810
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
Quote #15854
Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.