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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Here’s a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar...
Mark Twain

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Necessity is the mother of taking chances.
Emperor Sigismund

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I am the Roman Emperor, and am above grammar.
Euripides

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Slow but sure moves the might of the gods.
Laertius Diogenes

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The question was put to him, what hope is and his answer was, The...
Virginia

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If we didn’t live venturously, plucking the wild goat by the beard, and trembling...
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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Whatever fortune has raised to a height, she has raised only to cast it...
Nancy Davis Reagan

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A woman is like a tea bag–you can’t tell how strong she is until...
Aaron Rose

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In the right light, at the right time, everything is extraordinary.
Josh Billings

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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you...
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