Quote #18610
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #21488
The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary.
Quote #18408
Never deprive someone of hope — it may be all they have.
Quote #15594
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Quote #21042
Rest satisfied with doing well, and leave others to talk of you as they...
Quote #7440
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage...
Quote #17152
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Quote #21496
Isn’t everyone a part of everyone else
Quote #8407
He wins every hand who mingles profit with pleasure.
Quote #14713
Age, health, and stage in life have nothing to do with serving or not...