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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
John Christian Bovee

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Mind unemployed is mind unenjoyed.
German proverb

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Whose bread I eat his song I sing.
Arthur Brisbane

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A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a...
Confucius

Quote #1264

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By nature, men are nearly alike by practice, they get to be wide apart.
Roderic Owen

Quote #20997

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The important thing is to know when to laugh, or since laughing is somewhat...
Steven Wright

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I went to a store and asked if they had anything to put under...
Beryl Markham

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You can live a lifetime and, at the end of it, know more about...
Mark Twain

Quote #1753

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.
Henry Kissinger

Quote #3475

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
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