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Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in...
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Be charitable before wealth makes thee covetous.
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Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them,...
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Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper...
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Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
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The law is a horrible business.
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It is commonly observed that a sudden wealth, like a prize drawn in a...
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Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...
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You know what would make a good story Something about a clown who makes...
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A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff...