Quote #19400
Sometimes it’s hard to avoid the happiness of others.
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If you’re ever selling your house, and some people come by, and a big...
Quote #8001
The only infallible criterion of wisdom to vulgar minds — success.
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I’d rather work with someone who’s good at their job but doesn’t like me,...
Quote #16221
Procrastination is like a credit card it’s a lot of fun until you get...
Quote #15134
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #10652
Happy the man who, like Ulysses, has made a fine voyage, or has won...
Quote #6817
First say to yourself what you would be and then do what you have...
Quote #16590
Love and eggs are best when they are fresh.
Quote #15605
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...