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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13720

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Jackie Wilson

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Take life one basket at a time.
Erich Fromm

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The aim of sadism is to transform a man into a thng, something animate...
Adrienne E. Gusoff

Quote #20451

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Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Patrick Henry

Quote #4058

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Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect everyone who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately,...
Albert Einstein

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I feel that you are justified in looking into the future with true assurance,...
Cyril Connolly

Quote #9031

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Literature is the art of writing something that will be read twice journalism what...
Danny DeVito

Quote #12526

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There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull How do you hang on...
Francis Bacon

Quote #5729

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Never exaggerate your faults. Your friends will attend to that.
Julius Henry Marx

Quote #15474

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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