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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13722

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A good way to keep a mob of peasants from killing your monster is...
Dr.

Quote #11472

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Only the weak are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected from the strong.
J & A Foundation

Quote #14446

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A turtle with no legs tends not to go anywhere.
Jules Feiffer

Quote #12933

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn’t poor,...
S. G. Tallentyre

Quote #4576

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your...
O. Henry

Quote #20491

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It was beautiful and simple, as truly great swindles are.
Jeanne Moreau

Quote #15858

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you...
Red

Quote #16877

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Get busy living or get busy dying.
Addison Mizner

Quote #15721

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
Johann von Goethe

Quote #1163

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
What government is the best That which teaches us to govern ourselves.
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