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If there’s ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really...
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The reason lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place is that the same...
Herbert Fenstermeim

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The question is not whether you’re frightened or not, but whether you or the...
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Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to...
Alfred North Whitehead

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Intelligence is quickness to apprehend as distinct from ability, which is capacity to act...
Matthew Arnold

Quote #10199

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Resolve to be thyself and know, that he who finds himself, loses his misery.
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It is not a bad idea to get in the habit of writing down...
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Marty McFly Jesus, George, it’s a wonder I was ever born.
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Discourtesy does not spring merely from one bad quality, but from several–from foolish vanity,...
Helen Hayes

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Every human being on this earth is born with a tragedy, and it isn’t...
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