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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13888

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
Bertrand Russell

Quote #7538

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Sir Thomas Browne

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Where life is more terrible than death, it is then the truest valor to...
A. E. Housman

Quote #20492

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In every American there is an air of incorrigible innocence, which seems to conceal...
Joyce

Quote #11298

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Everyone, whether cardinal or scientist, who believes that his own truth is complete and...
Quentin

Quote #12209

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The children despise their parents until the age of 40, when they suddenly become...
Will Moss

Quote #15891

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Love is not blind-It sees more and not less, but because it sees more,...
Dorothy Sarnoff

Quote #21475

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening.
John Ruskin

Quote #17175

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
No person who is not a great sculptor or painter can be an architect....
Homer

Quote #7330

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It was built against the will of the immortal gods, and so it did...
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