Quote #2404
Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new...
Quote #245
Oh, that lovely title, ex-president.
Quote #12184
Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.
Quote #11030
Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else,...
Quote #17019
Words do two major things They provide food for the mind and create light...
Quote #10655
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Quote #6476
Defer not till tomorrow to be wise, tomorrow’s sun to thee may never rise.
Quote #21268
Before we set our hearts too much upon anything, let us examine how happy...
Quote #1518
The renown which riches or beauty confer is fleeting and frail mental excellence is...
Quote #5125
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it...