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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
Zelda Fitzgerald

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She was conscious that the things she did were the things she had always...
Katharine Hepburn

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Without discipline, there’s no life at all.
Comte DeBussy-Rabutin

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L’amour vient de l’aveuglement, l’amitie de la connaissance. (Love comes from blindness, friendship from...
Henri Frdric Amiel

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Truth is not only violated by falsehood it may be outraged by silence.
Peter De Vries

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It is the final proof of God’s omnipotence that he need not exist in...
Hermann Hesse

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…each of us has to find out for himself what is permitted and what...
Mark Twain

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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Jerry Coleman

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The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th...
Computer Museum

Quote #6558

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
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