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Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it,...
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The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may...
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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Health food makes me sick.
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The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase if you pursue happiness you’ll...
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I bet if you were a mummy wrapper in ancient Egypt, on thing you...
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Youth, large, lusty, loving- Youth, full of grace, force, fascination. Do you know that...
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The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it’s so...
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An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be...
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No one is entitled to the truth.