Quote #16033
When I was young, I was sure of many things now there are only...
Quote #8668
D’you call life a bad job Never We’ve had our ups and downs, we’ve...
Quote #2223
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
Quote #15289
In my experience, there is no such thing as ‘luck.’
Quote #18920
Some people just don’t seem to realize, when they’re moaning about not getting prayers...
Quote #12930
A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes.
Quote #13762
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
Quote #9993
The true recipe for a miserable existence is to quarrel with Providence.
Quote #10940
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly often attributed by the living to the dead,...
Quote #10418
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.