Quote #2062
Two things a man should never be angry at what he can help, and...
Quote #1586
Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.
Quote #19272
Give me the children until they are seven and anyone may have them afterward.
Quote #21171
Though ambition itself be a vice, yet it is often times the cause of...
Quote #13833
If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Quote #14047
Fill your mouth with marbles and make a speech. Every day reduce the number...
Quote #2140
Hope for miracles, but don’t rely on one.
Quote #7530
In the part of this universe that we know there is great injustice, and...
Quote #10640
Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
Quote #15817
Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.