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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13911

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Instead of having ‘answers’ on a math test, they should just call them ‘impressions,’...
Confucius

Quote #1225

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is only the wisest and the stupidest that cannot change.
Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

Quote #13211

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err. It...
Yogi Berra

Quote #2623

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Slump I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting.
Margaret Hilda Thatcher

Quote #17972

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end. It’s not...
Eve Babitz

Quote #19607

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
By the time I’d grown up, I naturally supposed that I’d be grown up.
Jane Austen

Quote #10351

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love.
Swedish Proverb

Quote #6501

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected.
Albert Einstein

Quote #9345

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You...
Dazed and Confused

Quote #3027

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Wooderson That’s what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older,...
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