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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13703

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Too bad there’s not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you’d probably...
H.L. Mencken

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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that...
Phyllis Bottome

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When you make a mistake, don’t look back at it long. Take the reason...
Sydney Smith

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A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a...
Samuel Butler

Quote #8154

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He that is down can fall no lower.
Scott Adams

Quote #725

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an...
William Shakespeare

Quote #5379

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The play’s the thing Wherein I’ll catch the conscience of the king.
Samuel Butler

Quote #8151

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A hen is only an egg’s way of making another egg.
Hellen Keller

Quote #5953

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When one door of happiness closes, another opens but often we look so long...
Ettiene De Grellet

Quote #20410

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I expect to pass through this world but once any good thing therefore that...
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