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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13709

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I bet if you were a mummy wrapper in ancient Egypt, on thing you...
E. Joseph Crossman

Quote #12168

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
English Proverb

Quote #7413

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Let him make use of instinct who cannot make use of reason.
Ronald Reagan

Quote #8213

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Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result. (Quoting...
Plautus

Quote #9535

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‘He means well’ is useless unless he does well.
Publilius Syrus

Quote #4341

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It is only the ignorant who despise education.
Thomas Szasz

Quote #17869

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Adulthood is the ever-shrinking period between childhood and old age. It is the apparent...
David Frost

Quote #13146

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn’t have...
Francis Bacon

Quote #5699

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Even at our birth, death does but stand aside a little. And every day...
Julius Caesar

Quote #19925

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Et tu, Brute. You also, Brutus.
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