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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13739

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to...
Umberto Eco

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Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at...
Oscar Wilde

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Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to...
Quentin Crisp

Quote #12215

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Father Time is not always a hard parent, and, though he tarries for none...
Hal Borland

Quote #3135

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I have learned to use the word ‘impossible’ with the greatest caution.
H.L. Mencken

Quote #13

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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...
Sir Arthur Helps

Quote #3101

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Reading is sometimes an ingenious device for avoiding thought.
Isaac Asimov

Quote #131

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I’m not a speed reader. I’m a speed understander.
Paul Tillich

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The courage to be is the courage to accept oneself, in spite of being...
Sarah Orne Jewett

Quote #14530

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Yes’m, old friends is always best, ‘less you can catch a new one that’s...
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