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If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don’t think I’d call it Trampo-Land,...
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From without, no wonderful effect is wrought within ourselves, unless some interior, responding wonder...
Oliver Wendell Holmes

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The world has to learn that the actual pleasure derived from material things is...
Kurt Vonnegut

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Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or...
Warren Gamaliel Harding

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Only solitary men know the full joys of friendship. Others have their family but...
S. J. Perelman

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Their the waiters’ eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate...
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At the close of life the question will be not how much have you...
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A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.
Ronald Reagan

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It doesn’t do good to open doors for someone who doesn’t have the price...
Will Rogers

Quote #3445

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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