Quote #21409
When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find...
Quote #10461
Politics should be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights...
Quote #16601
When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced Live your life so...
Quote #16546
A friend is one to whom one can pour out all the contents of...
Quote #10005
If the grass is greener in the other fellow’s yard – let him worry...
Quote #6412
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
Quote #11021
If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
Quote #9397
Common sense is that layer of prejudices which we acquire before we are sixteen.
Quote #3417
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #12914
We are the men of intrinsic value, who can strike our fortunes out of...