Quote #742
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.
Quote #14770
No matter what you believe, it doesn’t change the facts.
Quote #4786
Whatever sentence will bear to be read twice, we may be sure was thought...
Quote #10929
If you treat a sick child like an adult and a sick adult like...
Quote #12810
For peace of mind, we need to resign as general manager of the universe.
Quote #2241
The Joker Never rub another man’s rhubarb.
Quote #19951
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #11773
Ridicule is the best test of truth.
Quote #16817
If life indeed is a stage, then how can we act our parts if...
Quote #7201
To the good listener, half a word is enough.