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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13807

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don’t also shoot some...
Sir Thomas Browne

Quote #11356

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Be substantially great in thyself, and more than thou appearest unto others.
Phaedrus

Quote #21055

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is destruction to the weak man to attempt to imitate the powerful.
J & A Foundation

Quote #14446

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A turtle with no legs tends not to go anywhere.
Brenda Ueland

Quote #18180

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
These people who are always briskly doing something and as busy as waltzing mice,...
William Wordsworth

Quote #6061

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Wisdom is ofttimes nearer when we stoop Than when we soar.
Robert Anson Heinlein

Quote #14075

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
One man’s religion is another man’s belly laugh.
A. J. Nock

Quote #16108

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The mind is like the stomach. It is not how much you put into...
Brendan Francis

Quote #2166

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
Chinese Proverb

Quote #9086

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Sour, sweet, bitter, pungent, all must be tasted.
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