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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he...
Lord Billingsley

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The true fanatic is a theocrat, someone who sees himself as acting on behalf...
Kin Hubbard

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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Enjoy yourself. It’s later than you think.
Gerald R. Ford

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The political lesson of Watergate is this Never again must America allow an arrogant,...
John Maynard Keynes

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The difficulty lies not so much in developing new ideas as in escaping from...
Jeffrey Klein

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Because I’m technologically able to find a like-minded person on the other side of...
Benjamin Franklin

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Fish and visitors smell in three days.
Child Age 7

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I’ve learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing Silent...
Charles Dudley Warner

Quote #9513

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
No one can sincerely try to help another without helping himself.
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