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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A man doesn’t automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the...
Bertrand Russell

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To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization, and...
Herb Caen

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I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.
Fred R. Barnard

Quote #19688

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One picture is worth a thousand words.
Anonymous

Quote #19467

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Richard Milhous Nixon

Quote #7219

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I hereby resign this office of president of the United States.
Kate Clinton

Quote #19988

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A friend told me that each morning when we get up we have to...
Unknown

Quote #18460

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Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you...
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Quote #20243

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help...
Ben Johnson

Quote #3585

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I am grieved that it should be said he is my brother, and take...
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